What’s your nickname
and why?
Horse (at school), at my comprehensive my fellow pupils thought "reins" and "Raines" were somehow connected
 
If you had an open plane ticket, where would you go?
China
 
If you could only pack
three items, what would
you take?
Books

Pasta or rice?
Rice
 
Stones or Beatles?
Beatles

Favourite word? 
Bugger!
 
Favourite colour Smartie?
Red
 
Animal you most resemble?
Dog (no smart alec remarks either!)
 
The best advert of all time?
Mini Adventures / Hamlet Cigars