The worst present I have ever given was... Home made Xmas table decorations when I was a student

The worst present I have ever received was... A beach towel, woo hoo

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas, this year I would ask for... A job that pays £100k and that I can do at home

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was...
What's white and if it fell out of a tree on you would kill you? A fridge

At Christmas I will drink... Orange juice!

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... Trying to stay awake as long as possible and then suddenly it was morning!

My favourite food at Christmas is... Prawns on the barbie...

My favourite Christmas song is...Wham! Last Christmas

The worst Christmas song ever is... The re-release of Band Aid's, Do They Know It's Christmas?

I realised Santa was not real when... Isn't Santa real? oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo