The worst present I have ever received was... A Shakin’ Stevens album. Need I say more?

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas, this year I would ask for... Charlotte Church

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... Heard about Thailand’s Christmas decorations this year? They’re hanging Glitter

At Christmas I will drink... Everything put in front of me

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... Leaving lumps of coal on neighbours’ doorsteps. It’s a German tradition (for good luck)

I realised Santa was not real when... He overslept one year