If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas,this year I would ask for... My own donkey sanctuary

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... What do you call embarrassed celery? Rhubarb!

At Christmas I will drink... JD & Coke

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... My parents driving round for ages looking for santa and his sleigh that went round the local houses collecting money for charity

My favourite food at Christmas is... Christmas pud & cream

My favourite Christmas song is... Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

I realised Santa was not real when... He is real – I saw him in his sleigh collecting for charity at the weekend!