The worst present I have ever given was... Bath salts to my mother (I was 7)

The worst present I have ever received was... Bath salts from my mother (I was considerably older than 7)

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas,this year I would ask for... Angelina Jolie

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... Tarzan returns home and says to Jane -"it's a jungle out there" (told by Frank Carson who then said "It's a cracker" so I think it qualifies?)

At Christmas I will drink... No more than usual: which is far too
much

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... Swapping two coins for one with my younger brothers from the pudding - two of my 10p's for one of their 50p's

My favourite food at Christmas is... The cold turkey slices with
Branston pickle and stuffing on Christmas evening in front of the telly

My favourite Christmas song is... A tie between Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John Lennon and Fairytale of New York by The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl

The worst Christmas song ever is... Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff
Richard

I realised Santa was not real when... I still believe (and I'm
deadly serious)