The worst present I have ever received was... Socks, of course!

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas,this year I would ask for... Angelina Jolie (according to the film she is Mrs Smith)

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... Far too many to mention

At Christmas I will drink... Vodka, gin

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... It wasn’t a commercial venture lasting for 3 months

My favorite food at Christmas is... All of it!


The worst Christmas song ever is... All and any by Cliff Richard (at any time of year)

I realised Santa was not real when... My kids told me!