The worst present I have ever given was... Hmm, don't think I've ever given a really terrible Xmas present (although my family and friends might feel differently about that!)

The worst present I have ever received was... Aged 13, I got given a jelly mould in the shape of a cat from my slightly eccentric aunt and uncle (why would a 13 year old want a cat-shaped jelly mould - why?!)

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas,this year I would ask for... To win the Lottery

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... Well, after a few glasses of mulled wine, they all seem pretty funny actually!

At Christmas I will drink... Mulled wine

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... Having a barbeque on the beach in South Africa in 30 degree heat!

My favourite food at Christmas is... Mince pies

My favourite Christmas song is... I hate all Christmas carols (bah humbug!) because they are played to death in the shops from August onwards

The worst Christmas song ever is... All of them!

I realised Santa was not real when... What do you mean he's not real???