The worst present I have ever given was... A rubbish £10 stocking for my partner

The worst present I have ever received was... Wine that had gone off, or books that the giver actually wanted to read!

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas,this year I would ask for... If I told you, you would cry

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... I try to delete them from memory as soon as I hear them

At Christmas I will drink... Champagne and Chateauneuf du Pape

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... Feeling sick with excitement the night before and not being able to sleep

My favourite food at Christmas is... Smoked salmon

My favourite Christmas song is... The Fairytale of New York

The worst Christmas song ever is... Wonderful Christmas Time

I realised Santa was not real when... Some malicious kid told me in the infants....