The worst present I have ever given was... A red, yellow, black & white pool ball to my brother. I was drunk, didn’t have a lot of money and stole them from the pub!

The worst present I have ever received was.. A packet of condoms from my auntie when I was 14 and still a shy youngster, she made me open them in front of everyone as well, just to embarrass me

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas,this year I would ask for...
A plane ticket for my whole family to Whistler so we could all go and see my brother, and I could laugh at my mum & dad trying to ski. And a genuine Fender Telecaster with a Marshall 200watt Amp stack with a Bass GT-8 floor pedal set

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was...
Why does the Queen have a royal wave? Because she is royal!

At Christmas I will drink...
A LOT!

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... Family parties at my nan’s house, with all of the women cutting swede into the shape of roast potatoes so they could fool us into eating them

My favourite food at Christmas is...
Yorkshire puddings. I don’t normally eat too well and very rarely get a roast dinner with Yorkshire’s, I could eat whole plates of them on their own.

My favourite Christmas song is... Fairytale of New York by Kirsty McColl and the Pogues

The worst Christmas song ever is...
Fairy Tale of New York by Kirsty McColl and the Pogues!

I realised Santa was not real when... My brother and I used to leave traps at our bedroom doors so we could catch him. My parents tried to fob it off by saying that Santa leaves his presents under the tree and they put theirs on our beds. The lie nearly worked but it never was the same