The worst present I have ever given was... Half finished knitted scarf to my dad when I was 8

The worst present I have ever received was... An orange, yellow, turquoise and lime green polo shirt size XL (from my dad - think it was his form of revenge)

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas,this year I would ask for... VIP tickets to England/France in six nations

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... When is a door not a door? When it's ajar

At Christmas I will drink... Lots

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... Lots of snow - building snowmen & sledging down the village hill

My favourite food at Christmas is... Turkey sandwiches

My favourite Christmas song is... Let it snow

The worst Christmas song ever is... Jingle bells by the Crazy Frog - hoping the X factor winner will save us from the worst Christmas no.1 ever!

I realised Santa was not real when... Jenny McDernott broke the news to me in the playground