The worst present I have ever given was... I gave my best friend, the present my mother-in-law had given me... we are still friends

The worst present I have ever received was... I am always grateful... although it was my M-I-L's gift

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas, this year I would ask for... Good health

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... The price Tom Smith charges for a box

At Christmas I will drink... The same as the other 364 days... vin rouge!

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... Mummy kissing Santa Clause

My favourite food at Christmas is... Foie de veau sauté Lyonnaise. Or better still..... liver and onions. Yum

My favourite Christmas song is... Do carols count? See amid the winter's snow

The worst Christmas song ever is... Mistletoe and wine...yuk. When I hear the strains of this coming at me in September, I want to hibernate till spring

I realised Santa was not real when... I realised just who it was that mummy was kissing