The worst present I have ever given was... A membership to the Peter Andre Fan Club for an ex-boyfriend

The worst present I have ever received was... An Engelbert Humperdinck album

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas, this year I would ask for... This Christmas I haven’t asked for any presents – I’ve told people to give it to charity instead – so this year I would like just 1 little present to open on Christmas Day!

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... Why do bee’s hum? – Because they don’t know the words

At Christmas I will drink... Wine, wine and more red wine and perhaps a little bit of Whisky

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... My cat leaving a whole family of dead mice on the doorstep as a Christmas present (there was one for each of us). Ahhh bless!

My favorite food at Christmas is... Cheese

My favourite Christmas song is... Santa Claus you bastard where’s my fxxxxxx bike!

The worst Christmas song ever is... Saviours Day by Cliff

I realised Santa was not real when... 8 – when I overheard my mum telling her friend that it took my dad ages to put up my Barbie House