The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long? Polaroids

At Christmas I will drink... Plenty - woo hoo!

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... My little red bike I was given which had a white basket at the front for my cuddly toys, I rode it for the first time in the snow on Christmas day

I realised Santa was not real when... My dad tripped over one of my presents in my bedroom when I was four years old and mum told him off for swearing. Needless to say I was wide awake and listening!