The worst present I have ever given was... some very boring socks

The worst present I have ever received was... a neon plastic chest of drawers

If I could have anything I wanted for Christmas, this year I would ask for... health and happiness for all (or just a massive pile of chocolate)

The worst cracker joke I ever heard was... how do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler

At Christmas I will drink... the finest wines I can get my paws on

At Christmas when I was a child, I remember... always being able to guess what my presents were before unwrapping them

My favorite food at Christmas is... roast potatoes and gravy ... Mmmmmmmm

My favourite Christmas song is... The Pogues & Kirsty McColl - Fairytale of New York

The worst Christmas song ever is... Millenium Prayer by Cliff Richard

I realised Santa was not real when... I noticed he had the same wrapping paper as my parents